We came! We played! We handed out awards. Well, not really... We just took note of games that stood out and will hand out the awards here. Well, actually, there will be no handing out whatsoever, but there will be awards. And lots of them!
Best Hand-Cramping Experience
Best Hand-Cramping Experience
Kid Icarus
© Nintendo
Kid Icarus was intense! Flying and running around blasting monsters in 3D is as fun as it sounds. The control scheme takes getting used to, though. The circle pad moves your character, and the stylus aims your fire. It works well once you get the hang of it, but my hand did start getting a little crampy towards the end. I need to train harder!
by Urian Brown
Best Biblical Beatdown
El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron
© UTV Ignition Games
Who says learning about the Bible can't be fun? Especially when it's a tripped-out, action-packed game loosely based on the Book of Enoch. I love it when developers push the envelope of design and this game looks amazing. Plus, you get to run around in designer jeans beating up fallen angels. Really!
by Urian Brown
Most Difficult Math Problem
Street Fighter X Tekken
© Capcom
Knuckle down and hit the books, it's math time! Street Fighter X Tekken = time spent dreaming of an amazing fighting game crossover divided by game fans' desire to beat up each other's favorite franchise characters multiplied by two titles. Don't forget your combo multiplier. And show your work!
by Reginald Rhoades
Most Japanese Game
Rune Factory: Tides of Destiny
Some Japanese developers are modifying thier games in attempt to capture more of the Western market. Natsume doesn't do that, and I thank them for it. I love offbeat Japanese titles, and this game is as Japanese as it gets. It has ultra-cute character designs, a colorful world and tons of things to collect. Also, it's a strange hybrid of farm sim, monster battler and dungeon crawler. Long live JRPGs!
by Urian Brown
Cutest Game
Rayman Origins
Sadly, over the years Rayman has been overshadowed by Ubisoft's other massive game franchises. He hasn't had a major release since the PS2 era! Well, he's back and looking better than ever. The lush, hand-drawn backgrounds make this game stand out even on the crowded E3 floor. This madcap, 4-player platformer is oozing with personality. Welcome back, Rayman!
by Urian Brown
Most Descriptive Title
Orcs Must Die
© Robot Entertainment
by Reginald Rhoades
Best New Hope for a Wayward Franchise
Sonic Generations
© Sega
After being burned with so many supbar Sonic games, it's hard to get your hopes up. Sonic Colors was a step in the right direction, but Generations looks to bring the franchise back to its roots. It has the stuff that made the series great to begin with, such as tearing through beautiful level after level at eyewatering speed while collecting as many shiny things as possible. Let's hope for the best!
by Urian Brown
Strangest Spin-Off
Final Fantasy XIII-2
It's not weird that they're spinning a game off of Final Fantasy XIII. This company's become infamous for rehashing, remaking and spinning off their nearly beat-to-death Final Fantasy franchise. What's weird is that this game actually looks interesting! It takes the great battle system from XII and adds a Pokémon element to the mix. You can fight monsters, capture them and then add them to your group! Finally, my dream of fighting with a Flan by my side can come true!
by Urian Brown
Best Game to Blame Your Mistakes on Your Teammates
Trine 2
The 3-player action platformer returns with more puzzles and cooperation demands. Playing it is like trust/fall exercises, but the two people who are supposed to catch you miss because they are too busy arguing over who is going to catch you. Next time someone blames your character for not getting their timing right, say, "I'm Trine n' 2. Ooooh!"
by Reginald Rhoades
Best Game For Buddhist Monks
Journey
by Urian Brown
Best Game of E3!
Skull Girls
Yes, Skull Girls is my pick for the best game at E3. Why? It's creative! It's imaginative! It's funny! It's kooky! It's well-animated! It has a rock-solid fighting engine designed by a fighting game tournament winner! It has wonderful character designs! It doesn't take itself too seriously! It wasn't created in a boardroom by a bunch of suits with dollar signs in their eyes. It was created by people who really want to make fun games. I haven't laughed so much playing a video game in a long time. It's great medicine for the jaded gamer.
by Urian Brown
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